I honestly have no control over my body when I hear The Hamster Dance.
There’s always that very first moment of IS THAT THE HAMSTER DANCE???
Followed by the inevitable HAMSTER DANCE = CONFIRMED
And then suddenly any shred of dignity or willpower I’ve ever had deserts me completely and every single muscle in my body is just like DANCE FREAK OUT = ACTIVATED
It’s downright Pavlovian.
Problematic when the iPod is on shuffle.
Yes it’s on my iPod.
Yes it came on while I was cleaning the kitchen.
Yes I dropped everything and flailed around for about three minutes and thirty seconds.
