A colonel who is also a bastard.

Race: Andorian Uniform: Fatshirt (fuck yeah, sluts) Rank: Ensign Lover: Gorn (hawt) BFF: Spock Enemy: Gorn (we have a make-up-break-up thing going)

Here, I drew a visual aid:

Reblogging for the best picture. I seriously LOL’d at “I hate him, yet… I LOVE HIM”

Aspiring novelist and gif addict. Expect gif-laced anecdotes and fandom-themed reblogs. If you want some sexy fanfiction, try colonel-bastard.livejournal.com or http://archiveofourown.org/users/colonel_bastard.