Well kids, it’s been a great ride. But you know what? All great rides come to an end. And so it is that I must announce my retirement from the role of Tony Stark. Tony has been one of my favorite characters that I’ve ever cosplayed and I’ve had a total blast every time I’ve drawn on that silly eyeliner beard— but sometimes life throws you a curveball and you know it’s just time to move on. I’ve been Tony for three years. I’m ready to try something new.
I want to say a special thanks to my friends in Camp Lehigh. We have had so much fun together over the past two years, and I wouldn’t trade those good times for anything. Those girls made me feel so welcome and so included; I’m honored to have been a part of their wolf pack. Best of luck to you, guys. I hope your future adventures are everything you want them to be.
Don’t cry for me, Argentina. I’ve had the time of my life. Now it’s on to the next chapter!
And that’s for staring at Steve’s ass.
Excuse me but staring at Captain America’s ass is one of my rights as a US citizen. It’s in the Constitution. Look it up.
I’m really really sorry that I haven’t responded to any birthday messages yet!!! and I’m also sorry that I haven’t posted anything on here in a few days. there’s a perfectly unreasonable explanation, I assure you
I’m in the process of moving this week so my life has consisted of shoving all my shit into boxes and crying about how it’s too many boxes and too much shit and then not doing anything to reduce the amount of shit because I am a lifelong packrat and someday I might need that birthday card from my dad from six years ago
but I feel so guilty about not responding to my messages that I’m not reblogging anything because I don’t want people to think I’m wantonly traipsing around tumblr and ignoring their lovely kind asks
so I just keep liking everything and now there’s a billion things piled up in my likes for me to reblog after I respond to these messages
it’s a vicious cycle
hopefully I will get this all straightened out soon and we can resume our regularly scheduled broadcast
in the meantime hello to all my new followers and thanks to all the old ones who haven’t given up on me yet
stay groovy, my friends!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STARK!!!
That’s right everyone, it’s colonel-bastard's birthday today! Our amazing Tony Stark deserves all of your love so everyone should go wish Stark a very happy birthday! DO IT!
If you haven’t yet, go go go! Wish Stark a happy bday!
so I haven’t been able to get to a computer all day, but there’s still fifteen minutes until midnight so it’s STILL MY BIRTHDAY
you guys, coming home and checking tumblr was the best birthday present EVER. so many new followers, so many wonderful messages in my inbox — you all sure know how to make a bastard feel loved!!
thank you to EVERYONE for all of the birthday wishes! I promise I will respond to all of you tomorrow. you guys are the best!!